Forget perfect New Year’s resolutions. Our 8th graders are keeping it real with their 2026 Anti-Resolutions!

Instead of making promises they won’t keep, these students decided to embrace radical honesty about who they actually are. From sleeping habits to study routines, they’re owning their truth with humor and self-awareness.

At Epiphany Lutheran Church & School, we believe that knowing yourself is the first step to growth—and sometimes that means admitting you’re never going to wake up at 5 AM or suddenly love vegetables.

Because real growth starts with real honesty. And these kids? They’re honestly hilarious.

Happy New Year from our students to you! May 2026 be filled with grace, laughter, and the freedom to be authentically yourself.